this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today
I just snorted cinnamon whiskey and let me tell you that is not comfortable in the least.
(Source: polynumerous)
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TO ALL MY BUSTY LADIES
FRUIT OF THE LOOM HAS MADE CHEAP NON-BEIGE LARGE-SIZE BRAS
I REPEAT: NON-BEIGE
LOOK AT THIS SUCKER
THIS COMES IN UP TO SIZE 42DD
IF YOU BUY TWO IT’S $20
PLUS THEY HAVE A BRA WHERE YOU CAN CUSTOMIZE EACH CUP
TUMBLR NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS
THE WHOLE PLANET NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS
PEOPLE, I KNOW I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE HERE WITH LOPSIDED TITS, AND THAT’S WHY I REBLOGGED THIS. THAT… WHERE WAS THIS WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL AND NEEDED IT!?!?
Would be really great if the customizable part went above a D on either side. -_-
But still, useful for people smaller than me, and I will check out the regular ones that come in big sizes.
Suddenly remembered this one time a probably-witch regular at my old job paid me to drive her somewhere, and she told me that an older man in a navy blazer with gold buttons would have an impact on my future.
That was almost 5 years ago and I still haven’t figured out who she meant.
The Fallen and the lost.: A new Curse Idea!
Witch bottles and curse jars are different though, one is for protection from curses (I always thought that putting part of yourself into a witches bottle was to trick the curse into thinking the bottle was the target instead?) and one is for the actual act of cursing. I’ve always heard it’s an unsafe idea in general to spit, piss or put anything of yourself into curse vessels but I am by no means whatsoever and expert on anything so I guess pointless concern input is pointless.Okay here is what I thought up.
Write everyone who you want to curse on separate pieces of paper and put it into a Jar.
Piss into this Jar, yes Piss in the Jar. Seal it and give it a good hard shake.
Open the jar and carefully and harshly toss these names either by shaking the…I can see where the concern is coming from, but piss is a really common curse ingredient, and has been for a really long time. “Witch Jars,” which initially offered protection against witches (and now are basically just jar spells), contained piss. Spit is useful, as well, and I think it’s because they’re sort of “negative” bodily fluids.
Spitting on someone is a very rude gesture, so spitting “on” them by way of a curse makes sense. Piss (and/or shit) is your body’s waste. It’s no longer useful to you, and to piss on someone is extremely degrading. (side note: can’t and won’t speak about people with sexual fetishes regarding bodily waste) If you gather enough, or your jar is small enough, your target could be ‘drowning’ in piss as part of the curse - an extremely unpleasant thought, but that would be the point - to make them suffer. It could also be taken in the animalistic way - you’re marking your target as your territory, which is useful to keep other spells, spirits, and magic users from affecting your target.
While technically a part of you, I personally wouldn’t see either as being so, for the purposes of a curse. My blood and hair, on the other hand, I’d be very hesitant about putting in a curse, because I consider that much more ‘a part of me’ than piss or spit.
Concern is never pointless!
Curses are one of those things that are highly subjective and custom to the individual, so I think there’s a lot more room for personal associations than in other kinds of spells. The stuff I mentioned about spit and piss is just what I’ve reasoned out about them as ingredients - I saw them being used but without any accompanying reasoning, so I made up my own. :)
Sometimes, I feel like that’s the best way to go about it, rather than just following some old book because it’s old and published.
The Fallen and the lost.: A new Curse Idea!
Okay here is what I thought up.
Write everyone who you want to curse on separate pieces of paper and put it into a Jar.
Piss into this Jar, yes Piss in the Jar. Seal it and give it a good hard shake.
Open the jar and carefully and harshly toss these names either by shaking the…
I can see where the concern is coming from, but piss is a really common curse ingredient, and has been for a really long time. “Witch Jars,” which initially offered protection against witches (and now are basically just jar spells), contained piss. Spit is useful, as well, and I think it’s because they’re sort of “negative” bodily fluids.
Spitting on someone is a very rude gesture, so spitting “on” them by way of a curse makes sense. Piss (and/or shit) is your body’s waste. It’s no longer useful to you, and to piss on someone is extremely degrading. (side note: can’t and won’t speak about people with sexual fetishes regarding bodily waste) If you gather enough, or your jar is small enough, your target could be ‘drowning’ in piss as part of the curse - an extremely unpleasant thought, but that would be the point - to make them suffer. It could also be taken in the animalistic way - you’re marking your target as your territory, which is useful to keep other spells, spirits, and magic users from affecting your target.
While technically a part of you, I personally wouldn’t see either as being so, for the purposes of a curse. My blood and hair, on the other hand, I’d be very hesitant about putting in a curse, because I consider that much more ‘a part of me’ than piss or spit.
