Today starts the summer schedule, so I’m only here for four hours. Which is really good, because both the cafeteria and the little coffee shop are closed today to set up for graduation tonight/tomorrow, so I’d be SOL food-wise if it was a full day. There will be a lot of food happening when I get home, though. It’s ambitious, but here’s the plan over the course of the...
Damn it all, I woke up kind of early to ensure I got that two-sided wedding cup they had mislabled at the auction site, and I was outbid at the last second by $1.
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
A dream in which time slowly moved backwards. There were objects and a sun dial, and the key to getting back to normal involved them being placed on the sun dial or something. I don’t think we figured it out in time. At the beginning, though, I went back to my old job to start working there again. Except it wasn’t my old job - it was a much bigger building. Maybe I will look into...
enigmaticmagpie replied to your post: Have I iterated enough that I have the best… For the first time in my life I’m experiencing this same baffling behavior from my partner and it is truly a blessing. Having someone to care about you when you are too damn tired or sick to do it yourself? AWESOME. <3 I hope his doting helps! It is really, really awesome. Though, somewhere in...
IF YOU PUT RANDOM EXTENDED SILENCE IN YOUR ALBUM SOMEWHERE FUCK YOU I JUST HAD A GODDAMNED HEART ATTACK
And then i made the bath too hot and gave myself a profuse-sweating fever and almost fainted and started hallucinating the world is made of blobfish. Doing ok now. Safe and not in the tub anymore. Room isnt moving anymore. Cat is licking the salty sweat off my arm. Back still hurts though so more painkillers then lots of water. Dumb idiot me taking close to 130° baths and expecting to be fine.
Have I iterated enough that I have the best Fiance? Drove home on pain-pilot and was greeted at the door with a bowl of mac & cheese, and a stream of ‘get right in the tub’, ‘I’m putting pots on in case the water isn’t hot enough from the power failure’, ‘Do you want tea? I can make tea’, and ‘Don’t you worry about a thing, this is...
I woke up at 4:30 to find Fiance in pain and having stomach trouble again. We stayed up together till about 5/5:15, when he fell asleep. I stayed up for another half hour or so, trying to decide if staying up or going back to sleep would be better. In the end, I passed out again, and woke up exceedingly groggy around 8:45. So I dragged myself off to work, wherw I immediately got hit with...
I feel like that panel looks. Not whay it says. I have a joker grin. Im very very happy now im going to bed
Well the pain has subsided about halfway but i feel like that one panel of johnny the homocidal maniac where hes laying on the floor with a crooked smile and his hands up like a raptor and it sayd something like Im not very good at happy but im getting better at faking it Ohgod i understand why fiances eyes always look dead and why he gets so superproductivr when he takes percocet i feel like...
Back pain upgraded from “ugh, the chairs at work are awful” to “oh, those are cramps,” so I got in the bath both relieved and confused that I hadn’t thrown up upon starting my period for two consecutive months. (while not on bc) I just took a percocet on a gamble. Last time I took it, it gave me a legit migraine on top of the pulled neck muscle pains. We’ll...
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Listening to the Episode IV soundtrack and designing a very punny Star Wars cross stitch piece. Aww yiss.
The ridiculousness of the last couple days is getting to me. I think I’m going to go sit in a dark room and relax for 10 minutes, because there’s no real reason why just some stupid, ill-informed comments should give me this intense of a headache.
I live in a land of fictional characters:... →
bellonanj73: deaexlibris: “Don’t get married if you want to keep your thin body - you’re gonna gain 40 pounds and never be able to fit into your dress again!” Gee, hmmm, that sounds like *such* a great reason to never marry—oops, I guess I fit that description, though. I know I… I’m not sure, either. Although, one of my high school teachers (one of those “basketball...
bellonanj73: deaexlibris: “Don’t get married if you want to keep your thin body - you’re gonna gain 40 pounds and never be able to fit into your dress again!” Gee, hmmm, that sounds like *such* a great reason to never marry—oops, I guess I fit that description, though. I know I gained a bit after marriage and two kids. Good thing hubby married me for me and not for my waist size.. /yeah,...
“Don’t get married if you want to keep your thin body - you’re gonna gain 40 pounds and never be able to fit into your dress again!”
An interesting point was raised last night - I really don’t want to stay at this job any longer than I have to. Between the students and faculty who think the world revolves around them, and my hypocritical overly-Catholic coworkers, my desire to be there is basically nil. I’m not there to socialize. I’m there to do my work and go home. If I’m self-directing, I’m...
1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Do you watch porn?
BLAHHH photo editing, y u take so long T.T
lokeanconcubine replied to your photo: [ cloud overview ] [ get your own cloud ] This is… YAY!! XD *mwah* But… “petting”? Why is “petting” in there? XD
Mother Superior, come catch your rabbit; he runs…
Fiance and friend are gluing together the miniatures for a board game Fiance got for his birthday. I’m sitting over here editing photos for my shop. They keep saying hilariously out-of-context things to the various pieces as expressions of their frustration.
Pure Scotch and/or Bourbon drinkers can be all kinds of people, but they always...– Reddit comment on a “What do drink orders say about people?” thread. I suppose now is a bad/awesome time to mention that neat whiskey is my go-to drink for establishing bar dominance by way of, “Yes, I see you checking me out, and no, you’re not ‘gonna hit dat’....
…caffeine not giving you energy or waking you up is not “God doesn’t like coffee.”
Oh, what’s that? Your medicines aren’t really working? Guess that curse had longer lasting effect than I thought. Buuuuuut, why take the chance. >:3
Mobile tumblr is being weird again, apparently.
I wanted to make an actual response to what just happened at work, but I am so mad I can barely form a coherent thought. I dropped some papers off my desk. My fault - percarious stacking job. As I got up to collect them, you - standing there with arms folded - smugly offered down your nose at me, “Ah-ah-ah! Jesus must be watching you!” in the same tone usually reserved for...
I feel like I had a weird dream, but I don’t remember any of it. But, woke up early enough to make breakfast and lunch, so whee. I wish I had the option to work from home some days, though. I get SO much more work done when I can do it at my pace, and it would also mean alternating between Work work and house work. All without wearing a bra.
Every time I ‘win’, there’s this shy thought in the back corner wondering if it’s real, if I’m actually not in trouble, and if I’ll ever be able to do this without freaking out.
I’m sitting cross-legged at my desk, with my giant stretchy sweater wrapped around me, nursing a mug of peppermint tea… just like I have been all day. I think I’ve finally got the “don’t talk to me; leave me alone” invisible border thingy set up right. Now to hope the assholes who left me with such a narrow parking space don’t dent my doors, and wait for...
lokeanconcubine: hawkeyedriza: absolutelydestinysmood: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me you can’t repeat the past can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can. …old…boy? And hopefully leave Prohibition and the Depression out of it, as...
Well that was A Day. 2+ hours in that wimpy, misty rain that doesn’t do much more than piss you off and seep into your bones. We spent the entire time packed like sardines on the wet, metal bleachers, having water dumped in our laps or on our heads as it rolled off nearby people’s umbrellas, watching all the university bigwigs sit comfortably ( and relatively dry) under a shell on...
Spectacularly farcical job, MSU. It is borderline POURING and they’re still plowing ahead. I hope the photographer’s crowd shots are exclusively scowling faces. Good lord.
It’s raining, and has been all day. They could easily have postponed the convocation ceremony to Wednesday, but noooo, MSU says the show must go on. In the muddy football field and uncovered bleachers. e_e But hey, Fiance’s graduating! Whee!
THINGS ABOUT ‘STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS’ ARE NOW SPOILED/RUINED FOR ME, TUMBLR, BECAUSE NONE OF YOU ARE TAGGING YOUR SHIT. I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTANT STAR TREK IS TO ME OR HOW UPSET I AM ABOUT THIS. WHy am i bothering to passive-aggressively yell at people who don’t follow me back *sigh*
@butterflies Comment not directed at you; apologies in advance if it sounds that way. This is just one of those things about which I have a lot of feels.
*spray-spits beer* OPI has a shade called “Who Comes Up With These Names?” oh my god I am dying.