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bellonanj73:

deaexlibris:

AHAHAHA FUCK

FUCK YOU, UNIVERSE

I DEFY YOU

FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU.

YOU DON’T GET TO FOOL ME TWICE.

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The weld in my ring broke.

It’s silver plated over something and was not a good weld to begin with, but I defy the universe on this, because the last time a ring of significance broke,…

Oh shit. My wedding ring broke a few years ago and I had the whole thing redone. Then recently the newer one cracked as well. I don’t know what the hell is going on, but I am not letting life fall apart around me either.

Come join me on the Nope Train as we head out to Fuckthatville.

Sounds like a plan! The new/permanent ring set is in transit, so I’m hoping it’s just shoddy materials and an odd coincidence.

norvicensiandoran:

timeturninglady:

the-book-ferret:

for-the-love-of-a-photographer:

50-shades-of-sassy-ymir:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

comboreversal:

puffpuffpeace:

baby baby baby 

This literally just crushed me.

I WILL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER GRUMPY CAT JOKE AS LONG AS I LIVE

mother of god, we have all done a sin

Its like an animal abuse commercial 

Tardar Sauce is the sweetest!

I’ve reblogged this a million times and I will reblog it a million more times. I love Tardar Sauce. She’s so adorable and this always melts my heart.

This cat makes millions. That’s a lot of catnip and veterinary care. I mean, if all I had to do was stare at a camera for a meme, and I knew it wasn’t going to be used for political propaganda or something, and that I wouldn’t be hated because of it (no one hates this cat) but just as a general joke, and that it would pay my college debt, all medical expenses I would ever incur, and keep me in food and housing for as long as I’d live, I’d probably take that deal too.

Job hunt level: jealous of meme cats and their human servants.
It’s finally come to this.

I have two furballs nearby.
Maybe one of them…

(I mean, this cat is even the Internet cartoon face of the 12th doctor, now. They’re to 12 what Doctor Whooves was to 10, and Whooves was pure fiction. This cat gets to basically be the Doctor in cat form.)
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